The deadly athletes foot pandemic (which starts with ‘pan’ rather than ‘epi’ and is thus much more scary) that has cut a swathe of carnage throughout the civilised world and may already have claimed a billion lives, looks set to claim several gazillion more according to recent discoveries by totally …
Killing stupid people is lots of fun, if you’re a sick psychopath that is. Unfortunately, there is such a thing as the justice system, and it tends to go after you if it notices you’re killing people. But don’t worry, there is a solution to this, and it’s very simple… …
Dear Sir I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, 3 nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, …
